On this blessed day, I am here to wish all of my lovely followers a merry and felicitous celebration on the advent of the freedom of our blessed nation from the hand of a tyrannic King (ha!). Thousands of men have given their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honour, to create and to preserve the freedom of not only our nation, but also nations around the world. On this day, we thank them for their sacrifice. But we must above all thank the Almighty God for blessing us with this freedom. We must not take for granted what He has given us, to many others wish for a mere fraction of the things we have. So as we celebrate with corn, watermelon, and sweet tea, let's remember where we used to be, where we could be today, and let us pray that the providence and protection of God that has brought us this far will continue to guide and light the way for our country into the future.
In other words,
Happy Fourth, Ya'll!